" horse races "

 [ "horse racing" ]

1: it's practically horses that race on a track with each having a rider on their back. And people gamble, by betting on which horse will win.

  * e.g.,  ... let's go watch the horse racing race. 

 [ "Horse Race" ]

1: A drinking game that requires a minimum of 4 people. Preferable opposite genders (unless you're into that stuff) A boy will pair up with a girl and depending on how many people you have there can be up to 6 teams. What will happen is each team has a designated drinker and can cracker. The can cracker will open the can (for shotgunning) after the drinker finishes each drink. The can cracker can only crack the can after the previous drink is finished. First team to finish all 3 shotguns wins. The losers have to make out for a solid 10 seconds. This can be played in a tournament or everyone can go at once.

  * e.g.,  ... Broski, Stephanie, and I had to make out after we lost horse race. Luckily we were both hammered after a few games. 

 [ "Mongolian Horse Race" ]

1: When a girl has explosive diaherra, and ten men with erect penis' charge her asshole.

  * e.g.,  ... When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole. 

 [ "Wisconsin Horse Race" ]

1: The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?" 

 [ "Vatican Horse Race" ]

1: A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.

  * e.g.,  ... Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won! 

 [ "dead horse race" ]

1: Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).

  * e.g.,  ... This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race. 

 [ "That's what makes for horse racing!" ]

1: If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame." Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!" 

 [ "Finish third in a two horse race" ]

1: bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.

  * e.g.,  ... Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race. 

 [ "Words don't win a horse race" ]

1: This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.

  * e.g.,  ... Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you! 

 [ "race horse" ]

1: an animal that really really has to pee

  * e.g.,  ... Stanley has to pee like a race horse.